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Bass Boat

Discussion in 'Pull up a chair and sit for a spell' started by Fatboy128, Nov 22, 2011.

  1. Fatboy128

    Fatboy128 Well-Known Member

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    A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing.

    He brought it home, and his wife looked at him and said,

    "What you gonna do with that? There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here."

    He said, "I won it, and I'm a-gonna keep it."

    His brother came over to visit several days later.

    He saw the wife, and asked where his brother is.

    She said, "He's out there in his bass boat",
    pointing to the field behind the house.

    The brother heads out behind the house, and saw his brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand.

    He yelled out to him, "What are you doin'?"

    His brother replied, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"

    His brother yelled, "It's people like you that give people from Alabama a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and whup your ass!"
    Fatboy128, Nov 22, 2011
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  3. JohnnyBiker

    JohnnyBiker Well-Known Member

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    No Pun Intended!!!:roflmao::roflmao:
    JohnnyBiker, Nov 22, 2011
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    cowboy Moderator Staff Member

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    :roflmao:dont let ole cardboard read this , he'll think it s his sisters cousin :eek:
    cowboy, Nov 22, 2011
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  5. JohnnyBiker

    JohnnyBiker Well-Known Member

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    I am pretty sure that he knew what he was doing!!:D
    JohnnyBiker, Nov 22, 2011
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